To my American readers

I wish you a happy and healthy holiday season. As a Canadian Jew, I've been in the "holiday season" since late September, so I'm already in full swing. But I understand that for you guys, with Turkey Day on Thursday, things really start ramping up this week.

So be smart, be healthy, and have fun.

Oh, and try to avoid eating 4,000 calories in one meal, eh?

Why didn't anyone tell me...

...today was "The heat will be turned up so high in the office, it'll feel like you're in a sauna" day? I could've worn my bathing suit.

To the woman who just left our office

You see me following you to the door. You smile sweetly. And then you pull the door shut behind you.

What gives?