I kill it and takes its treasure, part 3

Okay, today was almost entirely devoted to D&D. A very, VERY long write-up of the session follows (about 4900 words). Despite spending 2 hours writing it, I'm not expecting anyone to read this except the GM and maybe some of the players. Don't consider yourself under any obligation. Of course, if you do read it, comments are appreciated. A warning to GM / players: if anyone mocks me for my spelling of proper names / regions / any other Forgotten Realms specific terms, I will smite them. Next time, you can do a 5000 word writeup.

( In which Our Heros leave one danger only to find themselves in several more. )

Now, I'm dead tired because it's 1 am by the clock and 2 pm by my body's natural rhythms. Somehow I need to wake up in order to start doing work at 9 am tomorrow. Sigh.

The worst part is, I'm doing more D&D tomorrow night. Can you say, "sucker for punishment"? G'night all.

Line of the night

I forgot to add the line / exchange of the night from yesterday's session.

So, it's after the game. Glothram's player is telling the GM about his Cunning Plan (tm) to avoid Ideld's enchanting gaze by fighting her facing into a mirror, with the mirror in one hand and his holy bastard sword Exordius in the other.

GM: "Did you miss the part where she speaks one word and anything you're holding shatters?"
Glothram's player: "Not if it's a holy weapon of vengeance!"
GM: "What if it's a mirror?"
Glothram's player: "Shit. ... What if it's made of metal?"
GM: "Like your dagger that she exploded?"
Glothram's player: "Shit!"

Okay, maybe it was a "had to be there" thing. But it was damned funny at the time.