The voice of doom!
Sep. 25th, 2011 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eveglassThis week's session was on Monday, as usual, but I've been so busy with the conference that I haven't had a chance to post quotes until now. This week, we had the epic battle with the forces of Malar, and now we've only got two more battles left. (In theory.) Andrew the GM assures us there are only two sessions left, which is funny given that we're now at one session past when he originally estimated the game would end.
[Zath is getting in trouble. Again.]
Gredslorth: "Come here."
Zath: "Do I have to?"
Gredslorth: "I don't know. Do you want to try outrunning gods?"
[Azure Deathgod is posing as a random dark elf in their army.]
Azure: "Fuck you, Matron Mother!"
Dark Elf 1: "I think we've been infiltrated."
Dark Elf 2: "What would make you say that?"
[Zath and Lyanna are accidentally chained together with an artifact-level manacle. You know you're epic level when you hear exchanges like this...]
Adam: "Why don't you just cut your arm off?"
Bob: "...That's an excellent idea."
[Even the gods can't remove the manacles. Andrew the GM suggests that we could quest for the artifact that unlocks them.]
Adam: "How about this: I have a cookie of destiny that solves the side-quest."
[You know you're epic level when..., part 2.]
Andrew the GM: "Oh, it's just a greater curse!"
[We contemplate killing Zath and resurrecting him.]
Bob: "Is the worst-case scenario that I come back in the shackles?"
Andrew the GM: "Yes."
Bob: "Let's do it."
[We drop a globe of greater darkness on the proceedings.]
Andrew the GM: "It's night as hell."
[Somehow, the werewolf leader, The King of the Moon, has managed to stop time for a full day and aged all the dark elves and dark dwarves about a hundred years.]
Crimson Phantom/Pelor: "We're in trouble!"
Zath: "We already know that!"
[Sadly, this describes most of our plans.]
Bob: "I assume this is not going to work, but..."
[The werewolf army is now more powerful, because they are under the full moon. Neyrr casts a wish spell to create a giant storm to blot out the sky.]
Eric: "And since I just spent 5,000 xp, I'd like to throw an intimidate spell into this and make the clouds in the shape of my own head."
[Asera transforms into a weretiger, causing great confusion in Ella Alcana, who's working with us.]
Andrew the GM (to Julie): "Your temporary ally looks to you for explanations."
Julie: "What? She's the avatar of Azure. I can't have interesting friends?"
[You know you're in an epic level campaign when..., part 3.]
Julie: "I don't want to blow up the moon!"
[And part 4...]
Andrew the GM: "There's no mechanics for the vacuum of space."
[Azlo deals 1,250 damage to the King of the Moon. Eric suggest Andrew the GM's most likely response.]
Eric: "He's on his last legs."
And that's it for now. There's no game this week, but join us next week where we answer the epic question, "Will the Dol Mosh kill the White Queen, or will we kill him first?"
[Zath is getting in trouble. Again.]
Gredslorth: "Come here."
Zath: "Do I have to?"
Gredslorth: "I don't know. Do you want to try outrunning gods?"
[Azure Deathgod is posing as a random dark elf in their army.]
Azure: "Fuck you, Matron Mother!"
Dark Elf 1: "I think we've been infiltrated."
Dark Elf 2: "What would make you say that?"
[Zath and Lyanna are accidentally chained together with an artifact-level manacle. You know you're epic level when you hear exchanges like this...]
Adam: "Why don't you just cut your arm off?"
Bob: "...That's an excellent idea."
[Even the gods can't remove the manacles. Andrew the GM suggests that we could quest for the artifact that unlocks them.]
Adam: "How about this: I have a cookie of destiny that solves the side-quest."
[You know you're epic level when..., part 2.]
Andrew the GM: "Oh, it's just a greater curse!"
[We contemplate killing Zath and resurrecting him.]
Bob: "Is the worst-case scenario that I come back in the shackles?"
Andrew the GM: "Yes."
Bob: "Let's do it."
[We drop a globe of greater darkness on the proceedings.]
Andrew the GM: "It's night as hell."
[Somehow, the werewolf leader, The King of the Moon, has managed to stop time for a full day and aged all the dark elves and dark dwarves about a hundred years.]
Crimson Phantom/Pelor: "We're in trouble!"
Zath: "We already know that!"
[Sadly, this describes most of our plans.]
Bob: "I assume this is not going to work, but..."
[The werewolf army is now more powerful, because they are under the full moon. Neyrr casts a wish spell to create a giant storm to blot out the sky.]
Eric: "And since I just spent 5,000 xp, I'd like to throw an intimidate spell into this and make the clouds in the shape of my own head."
[Asera transforms into a weretiger, causing great confusion in Ella Alcana, who's working with us.]
Andrew the GM (to Julie): "Your temporary ally looks to you for explanations."
Julie: "What? She's the avatar of Azure. I can't have interesting friends?"
[You know you're in an epic level campaign when..., part 3.]
Julie: "I don't want to blow up the moon!"
[And part 4...]
Andrew the GM: "There's no mechanics for the vacuum of space."
[Azlo deals 1,250 damage to the King of the Moon. Eric suggest Andrew the GM's most likely response.]
Eric: "He's on his last legs."
And that's it for now. There's no game this week, but join us next week where we answer the epic question, "Will the Dol Mosh kill the White Queen, or will we kill him first?"
