The voice of doom!

[eveglass]

As promised, we had another session last night. Here are the memorable lines:


[Neyrr is grafting troll skin onto his lizardman army so that they will regenerate. Just a case of boys will be boys?]
Lizardman 1: "My grafting is bigger!"
Lizardman 2: "Oh, yeah? Well, my grafting looks like Neyrr!"

[Neyrr's associates (none of them human) have been conducting an experiment to show the benefits and drawbacks of humanity. The "drawbacks" side is very, very long. The "benefits" side has four items.]
Bob: "What were the four points for humanity?"
Andrew the GM: "They're versatile..."
Julie: "Tasty..."

[Neyrr has gone back to the frostfells to release the fire elemental we met there on our visit. It's been setting fire to the ice citadel in his absence.]
Handmaiden of Auriel: "Why are you on speaking terms with this thing?"
Neyrr: "Why am I on speaking terms with Auriel? I make nice with people."

[How many times have you heard this one before?]
Eric: "I already have to replace my last 100-foot-tall war machine."

[Again, not one of those exchanges you hear very often.]
Andrew the GM: "Eric, play some god reincorporating music!"
Eric: "I've got just the thing."

[The destroyer form of Azure, god of murder, has just appeared outside Lyanna's temple, angry as all hell. It's calling out for both Lyanna and Neyrr. Neyrr arrives with perfect dramatic timing.]
Neyrr (to Azure): "You're late. Did you bring my money?"

[Only Neyrr has the arrogance to talk back to a god in destroyer form who can snuff him out with the snap of a finger.]
Neyrr (to Azure): "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you."

[After the whole showdown with the gods, a contingent of Azure worshipers arrives at Neyrr's temple. Neyrr is trying to explain the situation to them.]
Neyrr: "The difference is, when I pray to gods, they answer."


And that's it for this time! See you all in a week or two for the next installment!