Wrong on a whole new level

[eveglass]

In the version of "Storybook Beowulf" I perform, there's a section that goes like this:

"Is he sleeping? No, he is not sleeping.
Is he meditating? No, he is not meditating.
Is he performing an arcane ritual involving a lawn chair, six milk bottles, and a tuning fork? No, he is unconscious."

I never before knew that the part bolded above was from Return of the Killer Tomatoes. My brain, it hurts us, precious.