Next time, I recommend grabbing the gun over the fireplace and blowing the psycho's head off. Yes, of course there's a rifle over the fireplace. You're in a cabin in the woods. And it is loaded. I loaded it myself. And if the creep has unloaded the rifle, remember that I packed a pistol in your suitcase, in the tampon box. (He'll never think to look there.)
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Date: 2008-04-13 04:58 pm (UTC)