Damn you, Orlando Bloom!

So there I was, taking a little afternoon doze. Not really sleeping, not really awake, just in that day-dreaming phase where your mind wanders and makes memorable dreams.

At one point, the still-marginally-conscious part of my brain looks around and goes, "Y'know, I'm sure I remember seeing a scene *just* like this one. Where...?" And then I remembered. Pirates of the Caribbean. The first one. When it's revealed that Orlando Bloom (Will Turner, apprentice swordsmith) made all the swords and his master was just a drunkard who slept all the time.

I was a tailor instead of a swordsmith, and there were other differences in detail, but... yeah. Pirates. I just can't escape it.