Nothing quite like...

...coming in on a Monday morning to discover not only that every system seems to be only intermittently working (ie: Outlook, our IM software, our database, etc.) but that I've got a file due in less than two hours.

Unless, of course, it's finding out 45 minutes later, only halfway through the project, "Oh, yeah, we miscalculated the time and actually it's due RIGHT NOW. When will you be done?!?"

No pressure or anything.