Too funy!

[eveglass]

"This whole thing reminds me of Jesus' parable of the mustard seed and the prisoner of Azkaban, passed down to us as St. Paul's letter to the editor. In it, Jesus and his apostles Kramer and Newman must collect bottles and drive to Michigan in a mail truck to take advantage of the higher deposit fee. Then Moses raises his hands and separates the plastic from the glass, clearing a path for the Israelites to walk to Applebees and make the desert bloom with onions. Amen." -- Stephen Colbert, Sept. 10, 2010, in response to the abysmal scores on the Pew religion survey.